Online Quizzes: Bored people make 'em, bored people take 'em. So I asked these faceless strangers who I am, and here's what they told me...
You Are Chicken |
 Bah! You're hardly meat. But you are quite popular, and people aspire to taste like you. You're probably quite skinny and free of vices. Except letting people eat your eggs. |
Disturbing. I don't think people want to "taste like me" and I'm not skinny. Is caffeine a vice? Yes. But still... blogthings.com is wrong. I ain't no chicken.
| Your Inner European is Swedish! |
 Relaxed and peaceful. You like to kick back and enjoy life. |
True most of the time.
| Your Mommy Is Ayn Rand |
 What You Call Her: Ma What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." |
This is entirely untrue...but still funny.
| Your Daddy Is Ozzy Osbourne |
 What You Call Him: Daddy-o Why You Love Him: He takes you to church |
100% truth.
| You Are 40% Weird |
 Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
Also true.
| Your Mood Ring is Orange |
 Daring Full of desires |
I do like orange.
| On Average, You Would Sell Out For |
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This quiz had questions like "For 10 million dollars, would you spike everyone's drink with LSD on Thanksgiving?" Of course the answer is yes. DUH.
| You Are |
 A Drunk Pumpkin Face You would make a good pumpkin martini. |
Haha. I love it.
| You Are Midnight |
 You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. |
Mostly true.
Online Quizzes: So bad they're good. (More available upon request.)
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